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Posted by Blake Seidel

Happy Meownday, feline fam. We're writing about this post below to share some impawtant life lessons with you, but first, let's give you a little summary of what to expect. 

A feline foster mom decided to look after her friends' cat for an indefinite amount of time. Weeks turned into months, and months turned into a year. She, of course, became purrfectly bonded with the cute kitty. But then, when they came back, they expected her to return the cat to them, even though she already felt like the cat was hers. 

This is the first life lesson that we hope to impart to you: cat ownership is not based on emeowtions. Just because she cared for the cat, and even paid for expenses, the cat had a microchip with her friends' names on it, and they have documentation of ownership. This is all that matters. If they have a microchip, they legally belong to someone else… even if you rescued them off the street. Scroll down to read how an unfortunate miscommunication forced her to give back the cat she fell in love with below.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Not all kittens are born the same, and nature can be a little harsh towards the ones born a little worse for wear. That is where we come in. When we see a kitten in need of help, it is our duty, as cat people, to do whatever we can to help it. Sometimes, it's our role to adopt the kitten and give it a second chance at life. Sometimes, it's about finding the kitten's momma. And other times, when the momma is not around and the kitten is still at a stage where a mother is necessary, it's about finding the purrfect foster mom. 

And that is exactly what Purrsephone is. This adorable cat momma not only just had three of her own little wiggly babies, but when she was presented with a kitten who needed her help, she did not hesitate. She adopted the kitten as if it was her own - and the kitten… seems completely at home. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

We don't know if you have noticed but uhh… the world is kind of on fire right now. Every day, we look up and something else has happened. Always something dramatic, always something that stresses us out that we wish we could simply ignore. And although no, we can't ignore the world forever, we do think that it is healthy to sometimes, for even five minutes, take a break from the madness and simply enjoy some wholesome cat memes

It really is that simple sometimes. Take five minutes, scroll through some heartwarming cat memes, and suddenly, the burning fire will not feel quite so hot, at least for a while. That's all that we ask for. And that is all that we are about to bring you - some pawsitive cat memes. You would be surprised the difference that it makes to spend a couple minutes on yourself and your mental health first thing on Monday morning. 

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

Anyone who always keeps an eye out for stray cats in need of a home understands how challenging it can be to distinguish between a stray cat and an outdoor cat with owners. While it can be easy to do so if a cat is sporting a fashionable collar, cats are also known to be ungovernable little hooligans who are not above removing their collars the second they get the chance.

So the question remains–how do you know if the friendly cat you keep seeing around your neighborhood already has someone who looks after it?

Unfortunately, there is no straight answer to this question, so you have to live and learn, usually through trial and error. Knock on doors asking if anyone owns the fur ball currently out and about, take the feisty feline to the vet to check for a microchip, or even take the cat in and see if anyone comes to look for it.

If no one claims it, then you can move on with your plans to adopt the hissterical cat, which is exactly what the lovely resident did with her pregnant neighborhood cat and her six little kittens!

Cover Snark: Juicy Pickle

Jul. 14th, 2025 07:00 am
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Posted by Amanda

Welcome back to Cover Snark!

A Duke Never Tells by Suzanne Enoch. A smarmy duke on a hot pink background and a lime green title.

Sarah: What the hell.

Kiki: No, thank you.

I don’t want it.

Sarah: Who is designing these covers. Like what the ever loving crap

Are they trying to be like Indies? Single dude on the cover? They’ve got it all wrong. He needs to be bald, grimy, dehydrated, and looking at his junk.

Elyse: Is that a Jonas brother?

Betrayed by the Alpha by Blue Thorne. A shirtless man with long brown hair tossed over his right shoulder. His arms are covered in dark tattoos and he has on a pair of jeans. He's standing in forest of dead trees. At the top of the cover is a pair of wolf eyes.

From Karen: His left forearm is really creepy. It looks to me as if he has a growth of some kind that he really should have looked at. The tattoo (is that feathers?) seems to emphasize the lumpiness. I can’t not notice it though I wish I could.

Sarah: Definitely has some swelling that should be looked at. That is what I look like after any encounter with greenhead flies.

Elyse: That tattoo is for sure infected.

Juicy Pickle by JJ Knight. A nondescript white dude in a white button down leans against a palm tree.

Amanda: It’s part of the “Top 100 bestselling Pickleverse”

Sarah: This is a weird timeline.

Elyse: So it’s him and the pickle on a deserted island?

Claudia: Pass!

Freed by the Marquess by Stevie Sparks. Lots of muddied colors! A man in a suite with a pink pocket square and baby blue tie wraps his arm around a curvy blonde woman. She has on a short pink corseted dress, a baby blue silk scarf, and is holding a yellow feather fan. The sky is orange and pink with the Statue of Liberty in the background. The ground is weirdly very purple and flowers are blooming everywhere.

Kiki: Hey, here’s a question: why doesn’t this woman have eyes?

Also is that man Bryan from Rachel Lindsay’s season of the bachelor?

Also why does it, ya know, look like that?

Sarah: What is happening? Some kind of pollen apocalypse? How bad would your allergies be if you were in this picture, Amanda?

Amanda: Very bad.

Claudia: I fear that the feather fan is also bad news!

Elyse: This feels like an image where you’re supposed to find hidden objects in the picture.

 

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Posted by Ben Weiss

Drawing boundaries with roommates is always more difficult than it seems. If you're a people pleaser like I am, you probably know what I'm talking about. Perhaps your roommate is overstepping or asking too much of you. Perhaps you want to say something and stand up for yourself, but you are also conflict-averse and have no desire to ruffle any feathers. Still, these confrontations are inevitable unless you plan to let people walk all over you for the rest of your life. That may sound overdramatic, but the truth of the matter is that once you let one person treat you that way, before you know it, this dynamic can become an unfortunate and irreparable pattern.

For this 24-year-old, she found herself in a situation where her roommate thought her jobless sister could move in without her expressed permission. Initially, it was supposed to last only a few days, but it gradually extended into weeks and beyond. When the author clocked that the sister wasn't exactly applying herself so she could get out of there and find her own place, she realized that she was going to have to be the one to put a stop to this breach of a personal boundary. Keep scrolling below to find out what transpired when the author insisted that the sister start paying rent!

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Posted by Etai Eshet

Apartment living is a social experiment in patience, but nothing tests the limits of civility quite like a neighbor who thinks fireworks at midnight are a basic human right. This woman, just trying to keep her six-year-old asleep through the night, finds herself cast as the villain in a low-budget neighbor feud sitcom starring Bobby, a fifty-something pyro with a taste for cheap liquids and even cheaper thrills. 

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

That grating sound outside your cubicle isn't construction, nor is it your boss checking in for a mid-day touch base. It's your coworker, who, without knowing it, completely hijacks your attention any chance they get. Or maybe they do know it, and just don't care. Either way, the end result is the same: You've been chatting for over 20 minutes, and the client deck you promised to have on your boss's table by EOD is a deserted Microsoft PowerPoint landscape. The words on the pages are simply a mirage, and your coworker's fruitless anecdotes pull you out of your midday dissociative state. So much for leaving early…

We all have that one coworker. If you don't, I'm jealous of you. You might be that coworker… This is where self-awareness is key. If you're spending your day talking more than you're working, dig deeper. No one necessarily wants to look inward to find something annoying about themselves, but the key to getting better is admitting you have a problem, or so I've heard.

Here are some memes to send your coworker when they won't stop bothering you. They might want to get a few laughs out of you, but when they're done with these, they just might leave you alone for the rest of the day… 

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Posted by Isabella Penn

Having annoying neighbors is one of those universal frustrations that instantly unites strangers. Personally, I live in an old, creaky house on the bottom floor, and every time my upstairs neighbor so much as shifts in their chair, it sounds like they're rearranging furniture during an earthquake. Most of the time, I just deal with it. I pop in my headphones, crank up some music, and pretend I'm living in a trendy, intentionally noisy loft.

But sometimes, no amount of noise-canceling tech can drown out the noise. If you're like me, you probably start by politely asking your neighbor to keep it down... emphasis on politely. Nobody wants to start a full-blown feud over footsteps. But when they flat-out refuse to change their ways, at that point, they're basically begging for some sweet, petty revenge.

And that brings us to today's story. One guy had been dealing with his nightmare neighbor for far too long. He tried to be reasonable, but the neighbor just wouldn't listen.

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

Are all boss actually physically allergic to giving their employees a moment to rest, or is it just something that is in their nature? Where does the need to boss people around come from? (Pun not intended, surprisingly.)

We understand that managers want your employees to do as much work as possible while they are on the clock, because they are quite literally being paid to be there. But sometimes, especially in fields like retail, there truly is nothing to do. Why is it so wrong for employees to just… rest? Why must they busy themselves with meaningless tasks just in case the boss comes in and sees them looking hardworking and busy?

If we could have a focus group with a bunch of managers and ask them these questions, we would, just so we can listen to them attempt to logic their way out of their toxic leadership. But since we can't really do that, we might as well get a laugh out of bosses who realise their mistakes, like the one in the story below.

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Posted by Christiana Maimone

Something rich people like to do is pretend they aren't rich, like the parents in this Reddit story. The original poster is annoyed at their wealthy friends for setting up an online donation page to help pay for their kids' summer sports camps. It's common for parents to have fundraisers to support their children's activities, but it's the framing these particular parents use that may come across as disingenuous. 

Online crowdfunding is typically meant for people who need help in emergencies or for charitable causes. I can even understand it when someone's trying to start a small business. But it is a bit odd to ask people to 'make your kids' dreams come true' and pay for their expensive sports camp when it's apparent to others that you make a six-figure salary. On the other hand, it's never good to assume the status of someone's finances. 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Some cats truly wear their hearts on their sleeve. Literally. These adorable fluffballs have heart-shaped markings that say, "Yes, I'm full of love." Whether it's a perfect little heart on their side, a tiny one on their nose, or a tail that curls just right into a love shape, these cats were clearly made to melt hearts.

They strut around like walking Valentine's cards, offering purrs instead of poems and head boops instead of roses. You don't need to swipe right, just shake a treat bag and they're all yours. It's no surprise that cats with heart markings are known for having a little extra charm. (Not scientifically proven, but we're emotionally convinced.)

Sure, they might still knock a glass off the table or meow at 3 a.m., but when their fur says "I love you," it's hard to stay mad. These lovable little furballs are proof that love isn't just in the air. It's on the sofa, the windowsill, and occasionally on top of your clean laundry. Pawsitively purrfect and full of love to give!

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

Employees who work in hospitality will never fail to amaze me. Even after bearing witness to countless entitled customers per day, they still somehow keep their heads on straight (albeit, with much friction, surely). Customer service isn't for the faint of heart—I worked in retail and restaurants for years until I realized my skin was not nearly as thick as it needed to be to keep my calm around the clock…

Hotel customers are a different beast. You're dealing with people, away from their homes, who believe that every staff member is their personal servant and must bow down to every request they throw their way. You'd think that every entitled customer grew up with a silver spoon in their mouth, but that can't be true…

The entitled mom in this next story complains to a hotel staff member that they should reopen the hotel pool at 10 pm, against the hotel rules, because her kids want to continue swimming. This employee does not mess around when it comes to entitled guests who think they're above it all, so they relay this information to their manager. Scroll below to see how entitlement wins, sometimes…

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Posted by Ben Weiss

There are some life events that parents should avoid missing at all costs. The usual suspects on this list include weddings, important birthdays, and, of course, graduations. Frankly, a decent parent better have a great excuse as to why they would miss their kid's graduation. After all, you went through all that trouble helping your kid get into school in the first place, walking them through their academic and social challenges, and potentially helping to pay tuition for them. Why would you want to miss their graduation?

This high school graduate found out that her entitled mother skipped out on the big ceremony in the worst way possible: via social media. It was as if she were dealing with a frenemy her own age, but no, this was her own mom. This lady promised that she'd make it to the big event, but when the day finally arrived, she decided that it was more important to get her lashes done at the local salon. Keep scrolling below to see how her daughter reacted to her mom's brash social media post.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Love, no matter what scientists say about brain development or the soul, love exists across all species and spectrums. There is no creature on this planet who does not feel it in some shape or form and not one creature on this planet who does not let love lead their life. And this concept is purrfect characterized by the cute kitten that this story centers around.

As many of you cat connoisseurs will know, a feral feline is a whole different kettle of fish from a domesticated one, and the chances that their transition will go smoothly are almost nill. But this clever catto did not let his feral nature get in the way of the love he sought and so this story has a happy ending. An ending which exemplifies what can be achieved with a little love, an ending which gives hope to the hopeless, an ending which shows that anything is possible.

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