Feeling stressed, overwhelmed, or in need of some emotional support? Forget booking an appointment, your resident feline is already on the job. Cats make the purrfect therapists, offering their services in exchange for snacks, head scritches, and the occasional sunbeam. Their specialties include silent judgment, intense side-eye, and curling up on your chest right when you were about to move.
Need to cry? They'll blink at you slowly from across the room and maybe flick a tail in acknowledgment. Feeling lonely? They'll plop directly on your laptop, forcing you to pause and soak in some much-needed purrs. They don't interrupt, they don't charge by the hour, and best of all, they don't tell your secrets. Unless it's to the other cats.
Their methods may be unorthodox (like knocking a glass off the table mid-session), but their intentions are pure. With each paw tap, gentle purr, and biscuit-making moment, your stress starts to melt away.
So next time life feels like too much, don't reach for your phone. Summon your in-house furapist. They may not have a degree, but they've mastered the art of emotional support, one slow blink at a time.
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