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Posted by Etai Eshet

A quiet rural farm became the unlikely stage for a showdown when a group of teenagers decided that private farmland was the perfect spot for their weekend parties. For weeks, the teens treated the land like their own parking lot, nightclub, and demolition derby. Blasting music, throwing rocks at the farmer's goats and chickens, and even spray painting smiley faces on the "No Parking" signs meant to keep them out. Polite requests to leave were met with sarcasm and tire tracks, while the teenagers acted like the world owed them access and respect.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

As well know very well by now, no two cats are the same. They are as unique as snowflakes, though that mainly applies to their pawsonalities. But today we have gotten our hands on a lovely littler of cattos who are unique not only in their shining pawsonalities, but also in their fur markings.

It is not often that cat fur has tangible markings in it, and much like seeing celebrated figures burned into a piece of toast, it can be rather overwhelming to take in the splendor of a cat with a heart shape on its back. So we suggest taking a moment to calm yourself down, so that when you do dive into this divine list of cute cats with one-of-a-kind coats, you will not get overwhelmed by how cute their actually are. Otherwise, you might actually find out what it is like to have your tongue caught by a cat and we would strongly recommend against that.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Howdy, feline fam. We like to think that there is good in everyone here at I Can Has Cheezburger, but we also know that some people can't be reasoned with. We can be okay with some people not liking cats, we can be okay with people thinking it's okay to put pineapple on pizza, but we can never be okay with people who treat their pets like toys. Toys that you can just get rid of whenever they're no longer fun, without a second thought.

When you adopt a cat, it is a 10-to 20-year commitment. You don't just get rid of them when they're no longer convenient. You made a pawmise to them to love and care for them their entire lives, and to break that promise is unforgivable. So, we understand this purrson's dilemma with the thread below. Their sister-in-law gave up her 3-year-old cat for adoption because it was too much with the cat and her two kids, and then two months later, adopted a new kitten. Hypocritical much?

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Life has been weird lately, right? We are not the only ones who are feeling it? Weirder than usual. We have gotten used to things moving fast, but things are moving a little too fast right now, and we are not keeping up. It feels like, every day, there is something that we need from the universe, a carrot dangling in front of our faces but staying just out of reach. Well, we're here to change that feeling. We are here to tell you that what you are reaching for, what you are longing for, are some hilarious cat memes

We know that may sound too simple, but it's true. Funny cat memes cure any woes. Laughing at some cat memes is what your soul needs at times like these, we promise. If you just take these few minutes to scroll through these memes instead of doom-scrolling through social media, it will be worth it. And hey, better to be addicted to cat memes than to most other things the internet has to offer right now. 

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Posted by Amanda

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Left of Forever

Left of Forever by Tarah DeWitt

Author: Tarah DeWitt
Released: May 20, 2025 by St. Martin's Griffin
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Series: Spunes, OR #2

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I swear I did not know we were running a guest review of this one when I recommended it to two (!!) people who really liked second chance romances with relatable characters. I feel like people’s tastes are so different that this hardly ever happens where one book works for more than one request. 

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Xeni

Xeni by Rebekah Weatherspoon

Author: Rebekah Weatherspoon
Released: October 4, 2019
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Series: Loose Ends #2

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This reader wanted a diverse cast, a cinnamon roll hero, and any and all romances that were the antithesis of the current administration. I thought of Xeni and gave a bonus suggest of Rafe by the same author as well. The heroes are supportive and the world is more reflective of the wide range of people and cultures in our U.S. population. 

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The Billionaire’s Wake-Up-Call Girl

The Billionaire’s Wake-Up-Call Girl by Annika Martin

Author: Annika Martin
Released: July 9, 2018
Genre: ,
Series: Billionaires of Manhattan #2

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Some of the things this reader mentioned liking were rom-coms, secret identities, and nothing that inches toward darker themes. I’m pretty picky about rom-coms, since humor is subjective, but I remember being charmed by this one and how the hero falls for this mystery woman over the phone. 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Feeling stressed, overwhelmed, or in need of some emotional support? Forget booking an appointment, your resident feline is already on the job. Cats make the purrfect therapists, offering their services in exchange for snacks, head scritches, and the occasional sunbeam. Their specialties include silent judgment, intense side-eye, and curling up on your chest right when you were about to move.

Need to cry? They'll blink at you slowly from across the room and maybe flick a tail in acknowledgment. Feeling lonely? They'll plop directly on your laptop, forcing you to pause and soak in some much-needed purrs. They don't interrupt, they don't charge by the hour, and best of all, they don't tell your secrets. Unless it's to the other cats.

Their methods may be unorthodox (like knocking a glass off the table mid-session), but their intentions are pure. With each paw tap, gentle purr, and biscuit-making moment, your stress starts to melt away.

So next time life feels like too much, don't reach for your phone. Summon your in-house furapist. They may not have a degree, but they've mastered the art of emotional support, one slow blink at a time.

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Posted by Brad Dickson

Mint is one of those things that most people have positive impressions of, associating it with cool green colors, refreshingly fresh tastes and smells, and summer beverages. It even has its own ice cream flavor and is synonymous with fresh breath. Overall, most of us regard it as being almost "friendly." But not gardeners and landscapers, just mention "mint" to them and watch them turn into one of those Mr. Incredible memes as they picture all sorts of nightmarish abject horrors caused by what is one of the hardest plants to remove from a garden or lawn once it has taken root, up there with enduring pesky persistence along with the likes of bamboo. It can even escape from pots it is planted in if that pot is placed on top of soil. Basically, you only ever plant mint intentionally if you have no idea what you're doing or really just like mint and want it to be everywhere.

It can be frustrating being granted an impossible task, especially when you're facing some sort of punishment or fine for not completing it in time. That's what this homeowner found himself facing when his HOA was threatening to fine him for the brown spot he had on his grass. No matter what he tried, be it seed or sod, everything that was planted there would go brown and wither. 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

When it comes to furshion, no one tops a cat in a hat. These purrfessionally dressed felines are serving lewks with every pawstep. Whether it's a dapper top hat, a tiny cowboy cap, a crocheted beanie, or a sombrero just their size, these stylish whisker-wearers are claw-ver trendsetters with a flair for the dramatic. Who needs Paris Fashion Week when you've got Whisker Fashion Week right in your living room?

Some kitties wear their hats with regal cattitude, like true meowgical monarchs surveying their queendom. Others look a little less impressed, shooting side-eyes that scream, "I did not approve this mewfit, human." And yet, even the most unamused fluffball somehow manages to look hissterically adorable in headgear.

From fancy feline fedoras to birthday bonnets, wizard hats to chef caps, these meowdels are ruling the catwalk one paw at a time. Some even coordinate their outfits with bowties, bandanas, or a full fashion ensemble for extra paws and applause.

So go ahead, give your kitty a crown or a pirate hat. Just don't expect them to act grateful. True fashion icons never meow for approval.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Adoption is tricky business, you can never quite tell what is going to happen. For some it is the surprise that the animal their intended to adopt is not the one who spoke to their soul in the end. For others, it is the too late realization that they have unwittingly brought home an agent of chaos who will massively depreciate their house's value.

And for some, like the lady in this story, it is the purely painful missed opportunity to bring home what she oh so rightful calls her soul cat. While this is not to say that their life would have been purrfect, the cat could have turned out to be super clawminal and used emotional manipulation to coerce and unwitting hooman into bringing them home. But the circumstances of this story truly highlight the harrowing experience of a person who found a soul connection in a cat.  

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Posted by Elna McHilderson

Sometimes you get fired and nothing feels right in the world and you've reached rock bottom and have nowhere else to go. Other times you reach rock bottom and it's actually just karma clearing the way to read her gorgeous face. Sometimes if you just sit tight after getting fired, you might be able to witness the most magnificent karma ever to play out in your life. 

 

Take, for example, this lowercase karma that happened after this loyal employee was fired. He had worked there for over 10 years and loved his job. However, during those unprecedented times, the company decided he was "redundant" and all of the owner's family, with less experience, deserve to get the favorite parts of his job. So when he was fired, it was effective immediately and callous. 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Cats can make us do crazy things, there is no doubt. Whether it is buying ridiculously expensive food that they will never eat, toys they will never touch or in the most devious of cases cause us to adopt ten friends for them to play with. But the crazy in this story is a little more heartbreaking than usual, considering that it was caused by a cat being given to someone else, instead of the hooman who lost their mind. Now, mind, it is likely a good thing that this person was not awarded the title of pawrent, as they would have likely struggled to give the kitty the support and stability they deserve.

But nonetheless, love is love and it is hard to see love torn from someone, even if it is for the greater good. But there is a good news and a happy ending to this story (which we will not ruin for you), but it is safe to say that the lesson to learn here is that if you want to adopt a cat, just do it, do not dilly dally.

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

Mustering up the courage to ask for a rightfully deserved raise is nerve-wracking. Why? I have no idea. When you think about it, if you have gone above and beyond (or simply excel in your role), your boss should be gunning for you. It's really easy to sell yourself short, thinking about all the things you might've done to tick me off—but it's important you aim for the stars. Your time and effort are as worthy of accurate financial compensation as your boss's, so making big chess moves in your career is a rite of passage (and usually pays off). 

But, sometimes it doesn't. You can do everything right and still end up getting the short end of the stick, and that's usually due to a jealous boss who can't fathom that someone might be better at the job than they are. Even when you get glaring performance reviews, they're right there in the corner to take you down a notch or five. Luckily, the employee in this next story finds a way to not only spite the boss but land a unicorn role that gave them a 60% raise. Did their old company match them? Yes. Did they accept? Nope. Scroll to read the entire story below.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Black cats get a lot of unfair slander, and honestly, we think it's time to retire those tired old superstitions. Any true feline fanatic fan will tell you that black cats are some of the sweetest, silliest, most lovable little fluffy black clouds of fur you'll ever meet. Bad luck? Nah. More like sneaky good luck that accidentally trips you because they're camouflaged perfectly into the darkness. That's just a bonus level of meowgical mischief.

If anything, it's orange cats who are the certified chaos gremlins (and we adore them for it). Black cats are spooky-cute, elegant, and always look like they're on the brink of casting a spell, or demanding snacks. And have you seen Flow (2024), that animated masterpiece starring a black cat on an emotional adventure? If that didn't convince people to adopt a black cat, we don't know what will.

So whether you're owned by a black cat or simply aspire to be, join us in celebrating these dark-furred darlings. They're mysterious, majestic, meme-worthy little misfits. Familiars? Maybe. Besties? Absolutely.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Ah, the first day of July. You know what that means - from today, it's officially maximum summer mode, and no one does summer quite like cats. While we humans are out here melting like popsicles on the pavement, cats are busy perfecting the ancient feline art of summer lounging.

You'll find them sprawled in sunbeams like fluffy solar panels, bellies up, paws akimbo, having sun-powered naps like it's their full-time job. Open a window and they'll lean into the breeze like poets contemplating the meaning of life… or snacks. And let's not even talk about the fur. If your furniture isn't covered in a fine mist of summer shed, do you even live with a cat?

From patio loafing to long ooh-big-stretches, cats thrive in the heat in the most funny and adorable ways. So as we roll into the sunniest months of the year, let's celebrate our fluffy summer icons the best way we know how - with funny cat memes, of course.

Scroll down and enjoy a collection of cat memes hotter than your AC bill. Sunscreen not required, but cat hair is inevitable, and laughs are guaranteed.

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Posted by Remy Millisky

Teenagers don't always make the best decisions. Your frontal cortex is still forming until you're in your 20s! Teens don't have much life experience yet, so it's always kind to give them some leeway when they make mistakes. On the other hand, learning that your actions have consequences is a valuable lesson. 

Some parents won't let their kids learn this lesson, though. They coddle their children and protect them from any criticism, which leads to teenagers who think they're entitled to do literally anything they feel like. With Mom and Dad defending their every decision, they're now almost adults who think that the world is going to let them get away with anything. 

This person's neighbor situation really escalated, and they updated numerous times as things spiraled out of control. People urged them to get cameras for their front door… you can't be too cautious in situations like this. 

Next, read about the couple who got even with their neighbor and their dog who wouldn't stop using their yard as a bathroom: "Played the long game for petty revenge." 

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Posted by Ben Weiss

Let's be honest with ourselves. Most folks could be trained to do a wide variety of jobs, perhaps even your job, dear reader. However, people like to think that the education they have received and the years of experience they have accumulated in the workforce have somehow made them untouchable experts. The truth of the matter is that plenty of folks can learn on the job, provided that there are decent managers and employees out there who are willing to teach and pass on their skills and tips of the trade. 

Unfortunately, decency is not something that is easy to come by in the workforce. This 20-year-old receptionist was told that she would do just fine as a hotel front desk agent despite the fact that she had next to no experience in this role. Still, she was transparent about this, and her manager was confident in her abilities. Four days later, the manager completely changed their tune.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

As we go through the week, feline fam, attention span decreases. Maybe it's the lack of sleep building up, or our willingness to work getting lower as we get closer to the weekend, but already from Tuesday, we're feeling the need to take a small giggle break to get through the day. Some weeks, we can make it until Wednesday, but usually we're already searching for some funny feline memes to fix up our mewds and help us stay pawsitive. We imagine it will continue this way until our office gives us the napping room we've been asking for.

Since our request to have a tiny sleep during the day has been continuously denied, we're going to fall back on our trusty cat memes to fill our days with fun and giggles. Today we're taking you through a feline festival of memes (no tickets required) so you can actually enjoy your Tuesday - what a concept! So get your scrolling fingers warmed up because these memes are silly and scrumptious. Enjoy!

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